Good news: The Duchess has a new job! She’s going to be a finance director for the company she already works for. I’m not really sure what a finance director does, but I imagine it’s something like this swimming-through-money thing Scrooge McDuck does:
Yay! Congratulations to the Duchess!
Bad news: The Duchess is moving. To Texas. This weekend.
It’s been 20 years since I’ve heard the “Duck Tales” song, and — still — the only lyrics I can understand are “duck tales.” To the Google.