Aw, look! It’s a bunny!

Easter is scary. There’s the story of a man rising from the dead. There’s the candy with beady little wax eyes. And there’s — Aw, look! It’s an adorable bunny!

Wait. That’s not a fuzzy bunny. That’s a chocolate bunny! It’s just cleverly packaged to look like a real bunny. Yay for chocolate bunnies!

Until you look at the back of the bunny cage …

Where you’re invited to “Name your bunny and get an official adoption certificate.” The bunny you’re about to eat.

YOU’RE EATING YOUR YOUNG.

To add insult to injury, that web address does not work.

“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” fans already know bunnies are evil.