Boundaries?

Yesterday a stranger asked me if I was pregnant because I was not drinking an alcoholic beverage. As Kevin said, that’s worse than if she’d stolen my tiara.

S’more, please

Last week when my brother and I went to my mother’s, Adam helped a neighbor burn a pile of brush and a tree that had been cut down. Adam had said he’d toast marshmallows, but when it came time to do the toasting, he was on the phone with his girlfriend and decidedly less excited… Continue reading S’more, please

The doctor is in

The doctor’s official diagnosis today: “You’re screwed up.” I know; I love her already.