Holiday movie night: “A Christmas Kiss”

Work-obsessed, trying-to-make-it-big woman has a horrible boss. Woman wears a lot of glitter and meets a guy in a falling elevator. Woman takes off glitter, puts on glasses and the guy (her boss’s boyfriend) doesn’t recognize her the next time they meet. Of course.

Guy asks woman to fill in as his girlfriend on a carriage ride — you know, as you do. Woman is clumsy but has good friends. Girlfriend gets jealous, conspires and threatens. Guy gets confused easily and sulks. Woman’s friends conspire with better results and more glitter.

There’s a newspaper clipping at the end. Dear Hollywood: Hire real writers to write these things.