I decided to clear out part of a kitchen cabinet, and ended up with teal fudge.

I had half a bag of chocolate chips, 5 cubes of almond bark, a little mint extract and a can of just-expired condensed milk. Perfect!
 
I kind of started with a recipe. It called for two cups of chocolate chips, so I melted together the chocolate chips that I had and three almond bark cubes. 
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The recipe then called for a cup of condensed milk. I kinda estimated, figuring that was about 2/3 of the 14 oz. can. 
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It looks much better once the chocolate has melted and everything’s all mixed together. 
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To make it easier to actually get to the fudge later, I lined an 8×8 pan with wax paper. 
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I removed the chocolaty goodness from the stove and added 2 teaspoons of vanilla. 
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And dumped half it in the wax paper-lined pan, leaving it to firm up a bit before the next layer. 
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Next for the minty center. That’s where the last two almond bark cubes come in. The original recipe called for “white chocolate wafers.” Close enough, right? 
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So I melted them in the microwave on a low setting. It seemed easier. You can see where I poked the one on the right to see if it was melted; It was. 
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I added the rest of the condensed milk, which looks kind of goopy until it gets mixed together better. 
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Back to that recipe, it called for 1 tablespoon of peppermint extract. I almost had 1 tablespoon of mint extract … close enough, once again. 
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The recipe suggested adding food coloring to make the center layer of the fudge red or green. But I noticed I’d never used the blue food coloring; that didn’t seem right. 
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So blue it is! 
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Pretty!  
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Because the base wasn’t a true white, it looked kind of green. So I added more blue … 
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 … and ended up with teal. 
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I poured the teal goop on top of the chocolaty layer and put it in the fridge for about 10 minutes to become a little more firm. 
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Then I added the top chocolaty layer. 
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After two hours in the fridge, I popped the fudge out of the pan. (Thank goodness for that wax paper.) 
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Best of all, it’s pretty tasty. The chocolate layer is a little grainy, for lack of a better word, which the Internetz tell me happens when it’s overstirred. Plus, I used up the almond bark that I’ve had for a year, the chocolate chips that I’ve had for almost as long, the just-expired can of condensed milk, the last of the mint extract (which I’ve moved at least three times, and I last moved in 2006.) and I finally got to use the blue food coloring. Yay!
This sounds complicated. And delicious!