I’ve got the blues (and reds and greens and purples)

While cleaning out the bathroom cabinets, I have rediscovered a treasure trove of nail polish. The colors break down like this:
Shades of red: 18
Shades of purple: 17
Shades of blue: 8
Shades of green: 5
Shades of black: 2

Today feels like a bright, obnoxious blue kind of day.