I am a geek

Unlike those people, I’m not famous. Learn more about the Society for Geek Advancement. There are T-shirts! I assume so geeks know they’re on the same team. (I discover this geekiness while watching the supremely geeky “Big Bang Theory.”)

How not to catch a cat

There’s a cliche about herding cats. It’s not easy. But this is not how it’s done, and reinforces my dislike of all things Chicago Cubs. (For more amusing cats, check out the cat circus.)