Vampirism does not a stalker make
23 Nov
Vampires are cool. Stalking is not.
Someone should tell this “New Moon” fan:
after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common.
Yikes.
Up next: How to file for a restraining order.
