Vampirism does not a stalker make

Vampires are cool. Stalking is not.

Vampirism does not make stalking attractive

Someone should tell this “New Moon” fan:

after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common.

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