After hearing the song lyric “whiskey makes my baby a little frisky”
Me: You shouldn’t give whiskey to babies.
Mom: Well, not a fifth … but a little won’t hurt. Especially for a colicky baby.
Me: Wait, who was the colicky baby?
Mom: You.
Wisdom and whimsy in moderate doses
After hearing the song lyric “whiskey makes my baby a little frisky”
Me: You shouldn’t give whiskey to babies.
Mom: Well, not a fifth … but a little won’t hurt. Especially for a colicky baby.
Me: Wait, who was the colicky baby?
Mom: You.
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And you turned out ok, right?
@ModernGal: It depends on who you ask?