Live & Kern

It’s tradition in St. Louis that children tell a joke before getting a treat when trick or treating. Thirteen Halloween jokes in time for trick or treating tonight:

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry? They fear they might fly off the handle. #Halloween #Joke

— Mark WB3CAI (@marksenk) October 31, 2014

Back by popular demand, here's my all-time favorite Halloween joke: Why do ghosts love to hang out at bars? Because of all the boos!

— Jennifer E. Smith (@JenESmith) October 31, 2014

A wee #halloween joke for you to use when out guising later. Q. Why are graveyards so noisy? A. Because of all the coffin. Boom boom!

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Horror-able #Halloween joke #1: What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs!

— Louisa Gaylord (@Louisa_Gaylord) October 31, 2014

The joke we used…at every door was "why is a pirate called a pirate?" "Because they arrrr" #weevengotsomelaughs #Halloween

— Candy Gellatly (@candygellatly) October 31, 2014

HALLOWEEN JOKE What do you call witches who live together? Broom mates!

— Cindy Moore (@TTPReflexology) October 31, 2014

Here's a joke from Karyn: Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because he wears a size "S"! Happy Halloween!

— Rock Hill Public Lib (@rockhillpl) October 31, 2014

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! #HalloweenJoke

— Simon Kew (@PensionsJackal) October 31, 2014

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire? So long, sucker! #halloweenjoke #joke #boo

— Acuity Scheduling (@AcuitySchedulin) October 31, 2014

Zombies don't eat popcorn with their fingers, they eat their fingers separately. #joke #funny #halloween

— Levi (@levihomman) October 31, 2014

How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night! #HappyHalloween #riddle #joke http://t.co/C42B61GqyW pic.twitter.com/PF6dA7Fqdk

— Olivia (@Westcoast_Mommy) October 31, 2014

What is a witches favourite school class ? Spelling……. Boom-Boom ! #Halloween #joke #funny #laugh #halowenjokes

— Stuart (@jadiepye) October 31, 2014

HALLOWEEN JOKE Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!

— Cindy Moore (@TTPReflexology) October 31, 2014

For Halloween, I was social-medialy costumed, befitting the new job as social media editor.

But no one knew who the Pouty Princess was … (I love that you already know it’s a Foursquare thing.)

Many people did not know how to react to a girl wearing a tiara. There was some foolishness.

And some people also seemed surprised to know I have tiaras (four! but this is the fanciest) and wear them. Not just for Halloween — I’m happy to wear a tiara other times too. Today’s occasion: Laundry.