The Rev. Kevin

13 Jun

The Rev. Kevin CobbMy friend Kevin is a minister.

There’s a certificate; it’s official. He’s now available for weddings, baptisms, funerals and exorcisms.

I thought he was joking when he told me. Several others did too; there’ve been conversations. But Kevin explained: He read a story about the thousands of people who have become ministers — often as a favor to friends to perform their wedding ceremonies — and decided to join them. It’s free. It required no lengthy schooling, no vows of celibacy or poverty or obedience. And you get a suitable-for-framing certificate. Win!

In true church tradition, Kevin is accepting monetary donations. He has a slogan. Feeling guilty? Kevin can forgive sins. And if you’re looking for someone to perform a wedding, funeral or exorcism, I know a guy.

2 Responses to “The Rev. Kevin”

  1. Minister Kevin! 13. Jun, 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    OMK! I <3 IT!

  2. The Duchess 25. Jun, 2008 at 1:08 am #

    Don’t forget WWKD!!

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